Friday, May 11, 2007


Dianne: Mine is 5% alcohol.
Amy: Mine is only 4.5%! But I've had two, so I'm up to 9%.
Dianne: Huh? That's not how math works. At least not when you're not drunk.
Amy: I'm not drunk! I can add four and a half to four and a half!

1 comment:

Elesa said...

Once in the PX in Germany I was buying socks that were 25% off. I took two pairs to the register and the clerk told me that 25+25=50 so they were 50% off. I asked him to hold on while I got two more pair ;-) True story!