A couple of years ago my officemate, S, and I were looking through our coworkers' photos on our company's intranet website and when my picture popped up S said, "And there's Wild-Hair Aguilera."
Fast-forward to now with my new officemate, K.
K: What are you doing?
Me: I thought I saw a piece of my hair sticking out.
K: It looks to me like all of your hair is sticking out.