Do you have a degree in Pattern Analysis? Perhaps a minor? Maybe you just find patterns intriguing? If so, contact me for a possible short-term contract position in our family's "Figure Out What Makes The Kid's Sleeping Schedule Work" division.
This is a new position. Previous work in this area was completed by Mom who just ran screaming from the building.
Don't wait! Try your hand at popping the floating balloon with a snub-nosed dart. I mean, try your hand at determining the appropriate parameters that keep Kevin in his bed from the time he lays down until no less than 10 hours later.
The hugs and bowing at your feet that you'll receive upon successful completion of the task will be worth it! (and worth more than the $5.00/hour we're willing to pay.)
Apply Now!
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