I've been home by myself for 20 minutes now. What have I done? Yelled "Woohoo!" when I walked in the door, danced around singing "I'm home by myself, I'm home by myself", cranked up the kid-unfriendly Nickelback, danced around some more, heated up mashed potatoes for dinner and grabbed a bag of chocolate chip cookies off the counter for dessert. Woohoo!
To my phone friend who I'm sure isn't even reading this... now would not be a good time to call ;-)